Zee German

A middle-aged man in a windbreaker came up to the counter and asked in a German accent, "do you have a book of 1000 things every guy must know?"

"Uhm, I don't think so…"

"You know: clothes, music, what stories to read. That sort of thing."

"No, I don't think we have that."

"I know, it is a book only a tourist would ask for. Where can I find it?"

"I… don't know…"

He sighed, "well, you are just useless then, aren't you?"

"I- I guess so."

He slunk out the door, disappointed.